The 3 Jaffas

ADITYA(Adi) , from Karnataka, the Lazy type, who once used to find more happiness in solving problems in physics than in having an orgasm. U find this kind of guy in every gang…having a high end mobile, bike n a fat wallet but still pretending to be someone belonging to below poverty line when it comes to spending for parties.

          He once liked a girl, when she changed her display pic in fb to Minnie he changed his pic to Mickey, when she changed to Olive oyl he changed to Popoye...but unfortunately she found someone else as her hero and Adi stopped changing his pics n even stopped using fb since then. After this disaster Adi read almost all the books available related to “how to make any girl fall in love with you”, now he thinks he knows how to impress a girl and loves to share that knowledge. When his friends come to him for tips, Adi derives the reasons for his friends to be still single and outlines the things they shud follow to attract opp sex.

JASHOBANTH (Jasho), from Orissa, the Pedophile…Yes he is !! U can easily find him in the pic with his psycho smile. He loves weed n hates women (but he is not a gay). This pedophile has a dream that one day a beauty proposes to him n he accepts her after few days( AFTER few days !!!) , if this happens I believe it’s a sure sign that the world is coming to an end. He says " every woman is bitch" once in every 10 mins!! ( don't know why) 

      

           He was a porn addict during his initial engineering days and came out of it by diverting himself by getting addicted to weed. He is a programming geek (at least he feels so). He is hungry all the time n eats anything n everything (I mean.. even from ur plates, sometimes even your plates). He takes bath once in three days n usually likes to wear unwashed inner wear….the lesser you know about him the better.

SRIKAR, from Andhra, the Dickhead or watever, who is good at -------er I don’t remember, he is a gud-for-nothing guy keeps blabbering all the time. Srikar falls in love at least thrice a day, so he has experienced maximum no. of heartbreaks in his city. There isn’t much to tell about him but let me try…he spends most of the time on book (read as Facebook).

    In college he dreamt to have a galfrd and now to become a writer (thanks to the inspiration by young Indian authors, who are torturing the readers with their not-so-interesting engineering love stories…as Srikar falls in love at least thrice a day there isn’t anything wrong in dreaming to print all his love stories.) Recently he started torturing people with his blog, most of his posts doesn’t make much sense, like the one you are reading now.

Common things among these 3 other than Stupidity are… 

• All 3 are single and are desperate to change the status. 
• Dreamt about getting into IIT for 2 years, sitting on d same bench.
• Adi cannot write in Hindi, Jasho cannot write in Telugu and Srikar cannot write in English (his frds correct the grammar errors in the love letters he write..!!)
• Adi hates facebook, Jasho hates washed inner wears and Srikar hates English.
• Adi likes to sleep, Jasho likes to eat and Srikar likes to talk most of the time.
• Adi thinks he is gud at onething ( about how to impress a woman) , Jasho thinks he is gud at something ( he isn't sure what it is) and Srikar thinks he is gud at everything !!.